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Someday...

Some day you will find yourself...

Brain Transplant

If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because

Scientific explanation for something basic.

One day, Little Tommy asked his Class teacher, "Teacher, why are the days longer in the summer?"....

Blatant Insult 3

Did your parents ever ask you to...

Insult

Calling you stupid would be an insult...

What started singing!

Yo mama is so fat that when she went to the ocaen a whale started singing...

Yo mama

Yo mamma so ugly, ...

Sleep!

Why did the kid sleep with ruler?..,

Cant walk!

What has four legs but can't walk? ....

Blatant Insult 5

Learn from your parents' mistakes - use...

Magic Markers

Q: Why do blonde nurses carry a red Magic Marker?

Can you Plese give me a ring?

A girl asked her boyfriend: 'Darling, if we get engaged, will you give me a ring?'...

Blatant Insult 2

As an outsider, what do you think of...

Human an You!

Any similarity between you and a human is...

Haunted house application!

5. Yo mamma so ugly when she went to a haunted house she

Elf in a school!

What does an elf learn in school?

High School

What was Rita carrying a ladder?...

Ghosts

Why are Ghosts bad liars?....

Kill everyone you hate!

If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder..

Anna Nicole Smith

Q: Why did Anna Nicole Smith change her hair color from blonde to red?...

Blatant Insult 4

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you ....

Blatant Insult 1

Don't you have a terribly empty feeling..

Gorillas and their nostrils.

Aaric: Why do gorillas have huge nostrils?...

Yo mama so fat

Yo Ma ma So Fat When ...

Epic Teacher vs. Student

teacher: Name two animals that live in a cold region?...

Curtains!

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Seven Even

How do you make seven an even number?...